New technology enables UK to leave Europe
The Leave vote won approval to move the United Kingdom away from Europe and toward the Bahamas.
Critics have said the idea of leaving is preposterous.
But the United Kingdom’s new and secret tectonic technology (TT-FUBAR) deployed during the night.
BREXIT at sea
The UK left its usual position off the northwest corner of Europe and headed out to sea.
This morning’s weather report pleased the population for the first time ever as the UK drifted by the Portuguese Coast in a southwesterly direction.
“We’re not sure where Britain is going,” said a steering committee spokeswoman. “But as long as the weather is nice and we can get a good cup of tea, that will satisfy most people.”
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