The International Institute of Not Doing Much (IINDM) makes its home at Crumpetworthy Park (pictured above) in the County of Rompshire.
If you’re going to slow down, you’re likely to ponder the deep mysteries of life.
Why am I here?
What is the meaning of life?
Should I get out of the bathtub?
These weighty questions are the focus of our Slowosophy Department.
Please read our membership rules if you would like to join.
Our sophisticated organisation is only open to a select few. You, of course, are welcome to join, and so are your friends, and their friends, and friends of their friends. But for anyone else, the Institute is restricted.
We have to keep up standards.