Dear New Member:
Thank you for joining the IINDM. Now you’re one of us, of course, you don’t have to actually do anything.
We’ll send you a message in the unlikely event anything new happens here.
Now, you’ve done quite enough. Why not take the rest of the day off?
Slow down now, laugh and enjoy, because you’re alive on earth for a limited time only.
Yours in slowness,
Heather Braithwaite, MLS*
International Institute of Not Doing Much
*Mistress of Languid Studies