Professional Vacationer

 

Responsibilities:

• Vacation in luxury locations: secluded tropical islands, castles in the mountains, and sumptuous estates
• Report on your vacation by postcard at three-month intervals
• Travel slowly by yacht, sedan chair, or elephant. However, occasionally you may have to suffer flying by private airplane
• Delegate any unpalatable social events or over energetic activities to one of your immediate staff.

Qualifications:

• Tolerate the finest food and wine known to humanity
• Have a deep commitment to minimal effort
• Be able to write a post card.

Compensation:

Compensation will be inversely proportional to the amount of effort you expend. However, all travel expenses, payment of servants, taxes and miscellaneous fees will be borne by the client.