Should golf be legal?

lady golferRompshire County Council met in Dampford Town Hall on Friday to propose lifting the ban on golf.

Chief Inspector Roger Fumble of the Rompshire Constabulary believes responsible golfing among consenting adults should be legal throughout the County of Rompshire.

Recent polls have shown that attitudes are changing and opposition to golf is declining.

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Help wanted: professional vacationer



  • Vacation in luxury locations: secluded tropical islands, castles in the mountains, and sumptuous estates
  • Report on your vacation by postcard at three-month intervals
  • Travel slowly by  yacht, sedan chair, or elephant. However, occasionally you may have to suffer flying by private airplane
  • Delegate any unpalatable social events or over energetic activities to one of your immediate staff.

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Slow News Update

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Slow Party Platform

With the upcoming elections soon to be upon us, the Slow Party has finally announced its position on the economy, education, crime, international relations, and defense. Read about it here. Vote Slow.

The Pie of Troy

The IINDM history department has just finished translating an ancient text, The Pie of Troy, documenting a conversation between the Greeks and the Trojans. Learn about this new discovery here.

In other slow news

The Society for the Promotion of International Languorousness (SPOIL) awarded Arthur Bing-Chumply a research grant of an undisclosed figure.

His research will be focused on producing the most comfortable sofa known to mankind. Research volunteers should apply in person at the Institute.


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