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Today, now
Dear New Member:
Thank you for joining the IINDM. Of course, you don't have to actually do anything.
You will get email notifications of new stories, but this doesn't happen that often. The Institute is slowly at work on a slow book. You'll be one of the first to know when it's (eventually) ready to see the light of day.
As a proud member of the IINDM you have the right to display the Institute's prestigious logo on your blog or site. You can also get some slow stuff from the slow shop.
Now you've done quite enough. Why not take the rest of the day off?
Slow down now, laugh and enjoy, because you're alive on earth for a limited time only.
Yours in slowness,
Heather Braithwaite, MLS*
Under-Secretary to Sir Henry Torpid
International Institute of Not Doing Much
The Hall
Crumpetworthy Park
Little Upford
Rompshire
Master of Languid Studies
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Make haste slowly
Suetonius, Historian of the Roman Empire (ca. 69/75-after 130)
The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.
Thomas Shadwell, English poet laureate 1642?-1692
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