Relaxed man (and woman), h. relaxatis

Detail of forest painting
Early home of Relaxed Man

Homo erectus wandered around for about a million years before deciding to evolve into something resembling you and me. About half a million years ago, humans took two divergent evolutionary paths: Busy Man, Homo occupatus, and Relaxed Man Homo relaxatis.

Busy Man, h.occupatus

During the Stone Age, Busy Man (h. occupatus ) invented war, grunting, the wheel, and the business round table.

Oog was one of those cave dwellers who just couldn’t hang loose.  He worked all the time, smashing bits of rock together. He called his invention a wheel.

Oog’s invention was a success. The marketing literature said it had “possibilities.” This left many people scratching their heads.  Yet early Stone-Age adopters wanted a wheel, or maybe even two.  They eagerly anticipated his next release.

With the business proceeds Mrs. Oog redecorated the cave. But she suffered. Oog’s success only led to more and more activity. Oog himself was rarely home. And when he was at home, he was tense. The only subject of conversation was his wheel.

She wanted them to do some star gazing, or sit around the fur-lined cave in front of the fire. But he said he didn’t have the time.

Oog built a work cave.

Oog spearheaded Stone Age commerce. He sold his wheels to the Flint Group, a local cutlery business. Later he became famous for inventing the business round table based on his original wheel design.

With the launch of FlintBrand his future looked bright. That was until his life was cut short in a rolling accident.

As time marched on, Busy Man’s tribe—never content with inactivity—up and left the caves for greener pastures.

And this was a bit of luck for tree dwellers.

Relaxed Man, h.relaxatis

Relaxed Man, h.relaxatis, eventually explored the primeval forest floor more by accident than design.

Relaxed Man wasn’t one for unnecessary activity. His tribes decided that it was quite nice up there in the trees; especially now the noisy neighbors had left. The leaves were comfy and food wasn’t bad at all.

The Fall of Man or what some people call The Great Slippage led to discovery.

When h.relaxis, picked himself up from a long fall to the forest floor, he found abandoned caves in move-in condition. There wasn’t a lot to do, so he wandered about beneath the giant trees and wondering about the meaning of life.

That was until  the  discovery of the primeval hammock.