Dear New Member:
Thank you for joining the IINDM. Now you’re one of us, of course, you don’t have to actually do anything.
You will get email notifications of new stories, but this doesn’t happen that often. The Institute is slowly at work on a slow book. You’ll be one of the first to know when it’s (eventually) ready to see the light of day.
As a proud member of the IINDM you have the right to display the Institute’s prestigious logo (see below) on your blog or site. You may even be interested in some slow stuff from the slow shop.
Now you’ve done quite enough. Why not take the rest of the day off?
Slow down now, laugh and enjoy, because you’re alive on earth for a limited time only.
Yours in slowness,
Heather Braithwaite, MLS*
International Institute of Not Doing Much
*Mistress of Languid Studies